Apr 23

OMFG

Apr 23
Apr 23

Cats do not like fruits

Apr 23

i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise

Can we instill this in like high school and colleges once a week at the very least. Please?

Apr 22

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

Apr 22
Apr 22

Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

Apr 22
Apr 22

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Apr 22
Apr 22

quote I look at you and see all the ways a soul can bruise, and I wish I could sink my hands into your flesh and light lanterns along your spine so you know that there’s nothing but light when I see you.

— (via ukhty-nur)
Apr 22